The Empire of Tai Kazuha is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Shizukesa with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.2 billion Tai Kazuhani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akimachi. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tai Kazuhanian economy, worth 63.3 trillion Ipalis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,753 Ipalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, the new Risu Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tai Kazuha's national animal is the Risu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tai Kazuha is ranked 39,707^th in the world and 2,230^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.